Mighty Mighty Bosstones

The third wave of ska came over my middle school like The Great Wave off Kanagawa destroying everything in its path. There was little left but my friends, our skateboards, and 10,000 Magic the Gathering cards. Riding the wave (among others) was The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

For those of you who managed to escape the third wave you are probably unfamiliar with what a bosstone is. A bosstone, or more specifically Ben the Bosstone was a band member who did not have a instrument, nor did he sing or play a body orifice in a music manor. He just danced on stage the whole time.